I know you've been waiting.
First off, I never did lose my vision, thankfully. After the freak primer incident, I wasn't sure.
Here's where I started with the enormous credenza that could easily double as an efficiency apartment in New York City:
And then, if you remember, I got this far before almost blowing my head off with an ancient can of primer:
I took about 2 weeks off and completely forgot about it.
Then, one day I just said, "What the heck?" And jumped back in.
I had these things in hand:
I remembered Lisa's directions (from Recaptured Charm) to use a ratio of 4:1 for glaze and paint mixing, respectively.
And as I poured the paint into the glaze, I realized I have absolutely no concept of ratios.
The brown paint just got away from me. And just by eyeballing it, I'd say the ratio was more like 3 7/8:2 1/3. You know, if I had to guess.
I dipped my brush in the mixture, took 3 deep lamaze breaths and slathered it all over the cabinet door.
Then I took my old cloth and wiped part of it off.
And then I panicked because:
1) I quickly deduced that one lonely old shirt wasn't going to be nearly enough for wiping the glaze off this whole credenza and
2) There is a reason Lisa said to use the ratio of 4:1. This stuff wasn't coming off.
Instead of a nice, subtle brown-ish film on my pristine white door, it looked like I dipped the door in mud. Or something else the same shade. I'll let you use your imagination.
I quickly grabbed a roll of paper towels and started scrubbing at the door, trying to rub off as much of the brown as I could.
I could tell this was going to be heavy on the "shabby" and not so much on the "chic."
Joe was great. He told me he liked it. So I pressed on.
When I ran out of the glaze mixture, I whipped up another batch. This time, I used just a DASH of the brown paint. It was sooooooo much better!
The only problem with that was, now the glaze was wiping right off and leaving only a faint residue--the way I originally wanted it to look. But I couldn't leave it that way because it wouldn't match the rest of it.
So I added some more paint and finished the rest.
Here's how it looks in my living room.
Disregard that there are some essential pieces missing: the hardware. That's yet to come. I donated the original hardware to some gothic castles in Scotland.
I swear I saved them to my computer the right way and when I uploaded them to the blog, they went back sideways. Sorry. You'll just have to tilt your head to the side.
What I've learned after all this is that I hate it. I want to re-do it.
You can agree. It won't hurt my feelings.
I'll have to be quick because it's getting colder outside.
This time, I might actually follow directions.
I'll keep you posted. Barring anymore school shenanigans.
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