Friday, June 10, 2011


Just when I had almost given up on my diet.

I lost another pound.

And quite possibly more than that.

I'd had 2 cups of coffee and weighed myself at 11 am, so I always mentally deduct at least 1 lb from what the scale says.

Do you hear the angels singing?? 

The communicable, flesh-eating skin disease taking up residence above and below my lips is starting to heal too.

Impetigo. You may have to google it.

Do you know how hard it is not to kiss my kids?

I didn't realize how much I must kiss them in a given day until I had to make myself stop.

I have R & L (6 & 5) pointing out how "disgusting" it is to me at every chance.

When R talks to me, he stands very close and doesn't take his eyes off of it.

For the first time ever, my husband is A-OK with me keeping my distance.

I try not to make eye contact with people.

I told Joe the other day that I totally expect to get mono next.

It would be the cherry on top.

This week has been so random.

Ever have those weeks when you just totally lose track of time?

That's where I was this week.

I kept thinking it was a different day than it was. I missed an assignment in school (by 2 days)

And totally missed a deadline for my work.

And it all just slipped by unnoticed.

I haven't seen the floor in the playroom for weeks. Bins and buckets that are dedicated to specific toys are empty, leaving me to wonder where the heck everything is...

But one glance at the heaping buckets in the corner of the room and I think I've solved the mystery.

There is laundry in baskets upstairs waiting for me to put it away.

I have zero desire to do that.

I need a cleaning lady. Who works for free. Or the satisfaction of a job well done.

I need a vacation.

Sans kids.

Sans husband?

What about you guys? Talk to me! =)
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