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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Postcards From The Edge

I could eat my own freaking arm.

I'm a hateful, crabby, ornery human being lately.

I could kill for even a smear of chocolate.

So, YES! the diet is going smashingly.

I wish I could report that I'm feeling terrific on Day #2 of my Jenny Craig Friggin Meal Plan, but I cannot lie to all of you.

I know that this will all be worth it in a few weeks, but at  the moment I wanna kick Jenny Craig's ass.

If...and that is a very BIG "IF"...I make it through this diet without cheating, my head exploding, or running down an innocent pedestrian eating a donut, I will LOOK and FEEL fabulous!
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