I sat down and did the math last night. R was born at 38 weeks, L at 39, E at 39, M at 38 and I am currently in week 32 with this baby, so-- to date-- of the last 288 weeks, I have been pregnant for 186 of them.
That is a wake up call, huh?
No wonder my stomach muscles feel like they've been fileted.
Also no wonder Victoria's Secret is not beating down my door.
That also explains why I can't hiccup, sneeze, cough, or breathe too deeply without piddling myself.