Monday, March 22, 2010

"Not Me" Monday!

Not Me! Monday is McKMama's creation. It allows us the opportunity to tell on ourselves and the less-than-stellar mommy moments we have during the week.

The things I did NOT do this week are...

I did NOT totally fall off the face of the earth (blogwise) after changing my entire blog face and address.

I did NOT come home today to find a water bill for $435!!!!!

Say what?!

That's right...$435! Apparently, our annoying toilet that runs if you don't "jiggle" the handle is more than just's costing us A LOT of money!

I did NOT bite off everyone's head I came in contact with last week because I was PMS'ing so bad

and NEITHER did I have my oldest son (who's 4) go "commando" because it's ALWAYS laundry day and he had no clean underwear. (In my defense, there was netting in his wind pants and he thought it was cool to be "panty-less"...)

I didn't do a doggone one of these things...NOT me! Registered & Protected


  1. Mmm...water bills!! I do not sarcastically love water bills!

  2. ARGGGHH!! I just want to scream in frustration for you on that stupid water bill. What is up with that. I can't even imagine telling anybody about all the things I "didn't" do this week. Nope, it wasn't me. Nope.

  3. Well, unfortunately, I can tell you I've been in your shoes...with the water bill...not the 4 year old going commando (except that wasn't you). While Neal was in Kuwait about a year and a half ago, I asked him if there was anything I needed to know about the irrigation system, specifically. He indicated that there was not...until the water bill and it was $426!! Apparently, our grass was being watered everyday for like 3 hours. And he had it set for pre-dawn hours (which is the best time to water your grass but the worse for your wife catching it before you run up a $426 water bill). So, yes...I feel that pain. Wine will take SOME of the sting out. A massage should take the rest.

    And all of my bloggy friends must be on my cycle. At least we're all bitches together. Bonus.

  4. I've been hit with a water bill like that before for the same exact reason. Who knew a drippy toilet could be so expensive?

    Welcome to SITS. We're happy to have you.

  5. Oh my word on the water bill but the underwear? Hysterical. I loved it.

  6. little boys love to go commando regardless...thank god mine are older now, and do not let me see their free willies!~ That water bill was insane!


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