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Saturday, March 6, 2010

25 Things I never thought I'd say...until I became a mom

1. Get the drill out of your brother's ear
2. Don't put your face so close to the toilet
3. Don't touch his pee pee
4. Get your hand out of your pants
5. Get your finger out of your nose
6. Get your finger out of his nose
7. I'm about to send you into next Tuesday
8. Do you have to go poop or pee?
9. Is there poop on your underwear?
10. Did you wash your bum?
11. Yes, you can play with poison when you get big.
12. Would you like a spankin'?
13. Don't put that in your ear.
14. You can't jump on your brother's head!
15. If I have to come up here one more time...
16. Which one of us is the mommy here???
17. I'm telling Daddy/Grandma/Santa
18. Are you ready to be wiped now?
19. Please don't leave your chainsaw on the stairs
20. Is anyone listening???
21. Do you understand me?
22. Do not stand on the TV!
23. STOP YELLING!!!
24. Your crotchey hurts?

...and my personal favorite...

25. I love you more than anything...

13 comments:

  1. SpecialSauceintheHouseMarch 6, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Hee! I love this! Here are some more:
    1. Put your penis away.
    2. Please don't wipe your boogers on the wall.
    3. We don't leave the house naked.

    I'm sure there's more... ;)

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  2. Those are great! I just realized that the title could also be "25 things I never thought I'd say until I got married."

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  3. Hahaha! All so true. Great post Mandy!

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  4. So funny! I love the one about getting the drill out of your brothers ear! Love it

    amy[www.theprikazskys.com]

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  5. 11. Yes, you can play with poison when you get big. and 19. Please don't leave your chainsaw on the stairs are my absolute favorites. I laughed out loud.

    I never thought I would say (many times I might add) that ketchup (or similar substances) is NOT hair gel.

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  6. That is so funny! I say a lot of these since I have three boys! I swore as a mom I would never say, "Because I said so," but I seem to say that ALL the time!

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  7. Thank you for this:) I was reading it for my hubby and we had a good laugh. Our son is only 15 month old, I see we have alot to look foward to;)
    Anat

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  8. thecrayonwranglerMarch 7, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    #23...um yeah. Been there, YELLED THAT!

    Great list, especially the last one!

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  9. I like the last one best. Here is my own personal favorite.

    Izzy: Say hello to the no headed cat mama
    Me: Hello no headed cat..sorry to hear about your head

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  10. Hahahaha great read as always!

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  11. I love the way you ended this with #25!

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