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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Just a rant about things that annoy me

There are some things in life that just boil my backside...enrage me...make me crazy. Things that are so stupid, but, nevertheless, make me completely bonkers. Below is a non-exhaustive list. Feel free to add to it.

1. Typing an entire sentence (or more) only to look up and see the 'caps lock' is on
2. Seeing someone write or hearing someone say "I seen that."
3. Driving behind Mildred for 3 miles with her blinker on.
4. A cashier who chats it up with another employee while (v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y) checking me out at the grocery store.
6. Those same cashiers giving me dirty looks when my kids are screaming and throwing things out of the cart
7. Little boys who pee on the toilet, the back of the toilet, or the floor
8. Big boys who pee on the toilet, the back of the toilet, or the floor
9. Citimortgage
10. The guy on my street with "little man syndrome" who has 7 exhausts and a ridiculous bass on his truck
11. News reporters who can't speak proper english
12. People who stop right in the middle of the aisle to sort their coupons, check off thier shopping list, chat on their phone, or in the case of the shoppers around here, yell obscenities at their children who are 3 aisles away...
13. Asking someone how they are and getting an hour-long monologue of every ache, pain, and hangnail they have ever had.
14. Having someone say "I'll pray for you" and you know they probably won't. (I've been guilty of this.)
15. Being at a play area and watching other kids be rotten while their mothers are oblivious because they're too busy chatting it up.
16. Having your husband get mad at you for addressing said problem (#15) directly with the rotten kids
17. Citimortgage
18. People who pick their noses while driving...HELLO??? I CAN SEE YOU! THOSE ARE CALLED WINDOWS!
19. Moms who actually cook every meal. (okay maybe I'm just bitter)
20. Moms who come to get their child from nursery (who has spent the last 3 hours terrorizing the other children and teachers) and calls out in a sugary sweet voice, "Yoo Who! Look who's here, precious! Is that mommy's good girl/boy?"

2 comments:

  1. This made me laugh. Your first reminds me of how I can type a whole long sentence and then accidentally delete it because lap top mice are completely stupid.

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  2. *sigh* I know...it's happened to me all day. And you're right...laptop mice are stupid. Thanks for laughing. =)

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